rated-e-for-emily said: <33333339283740938743424 

Yeah, whatever.

10knotes:

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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

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xsympathysymphony:

impawla:

oh you love drake bell

tell me again how much you love found a way

oh you love drake bell

tell me a role he’s played other than drake parker

oh you love drake bell

tell me your favorite song of his that wasn’t played on drake and josh

oh you love drake bell

tell me what his first name is

oh i love drake bell

oh i love found a way so very much. it’s my favorite song ever.

oh i love drake bell.

isn’t drake his first name? i swore it was.

oh i love drake bell.

he’s played timmy turner before! and that guy in ragz!!

oh i’m such a big, big fan of drake bell.

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

So fucking pissed off right now. Xariona spawned in Deepholm and I was talking to a Horde friend of mine, and we worked out this deal. We’d each bring some dps and a healer (since there wasn’t enough in either of our guilds to actually do it without wiping and resetting her) and I would tag her, and since the loot was BoE, I’d sell it to her cheaply on the neutral Auction House. Well, we had everyone ready and the fucking Blood Elf Paladin tagged her first and WOULDN’T STOP FUCKING HITTING HER. So I lost the kill AND the fucking loot. GOD FUCKING DAMN STUPID HORDE DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.

THIS right here is why I’m predominantly ALLIANCE. Stupid fuckers…

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